Sunday, Funny Sunday: Part III – Deliver Us From Chocolate

Note: This is part of a series.

Read Part I

…Continued from Part II

They hopped out of the taxis and paid the fare and scuttled into the deli. Whatever smelt sexy in the chocolate lair was sure to fill the belly. Someone ordered a chocolate mousse and someone ordered a pastry; everyone ordered something chocolaty and all of it was tasty.

The lethal amounts of chocolate they devoured would’ve made a dietician cringe, but they were oblivious to the calories consumed as they continued the chocolate binge.

“Smells like heaven in here,” the Hatter wondered out aloud.

“It all tastes like heaven too,” said Rose as her pastry she devoured.

In their chocolate adventure they continued to indulge; they smacked their lips ’til their bellies did bulge. They continued to chatter amidst “aaahs” and “ooohs” and someone said “yum” while eating the chocolate mousse.

Chica noticed a woman sitting nearby and was sure she was a celeb – Pia by name. She told the others about her discovery and proposed to continue the betting game.

“Hatter why don’t you go over, chat her up and find out if she’s Pia?” Wine Red Rose cackled.

“I would but what if she’s Laxman’s sis Laxmi?” replied the Hatter and everyone giggled and gaggled.

They finished their pastries, brownies and chocolate mousse and that’s when they realised they needed more booze. So, they all scampered out of the delicatessen, their palates satiated with chocolate sin. They were so full that it was impossible to ingest anything more; so in order to digest they took a walk along the shore. That’s when the Hatter said, “Lead us not to put on weight… but deliver us from chocolate!”

They took a long stroll along the city’s coast, only to end up in a bar to raise another toast.

7:15 p.m.

…To be continued…

~ by Prick on August 17, 2009.