For those who do stuff on 1st April

Some of the things you shouldn’t do on 1st April:

- Propose marriage (she’ll think the ring is mere bauble)
- Get married (guests might not turn up… neither will your future spouse)
- Go into labour (the obstetrician might not take you seriously)
- Get divorced (s/he’ll say “SURE!” with sarcasm)
- Pray fervently (God got a sense of humour too)
- Die (your carcass will just get an award for playing statue)

…the list is endless.

~ by Prick on May 14, 2011.

2 Responses to “For those who do stuff on 1st April”

  1. This is too funny. Thanks! I had a good laugh over this.

  2. Glad I was of assistance.

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