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		<title>Haiku #2: Chicken Soup</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicken soup is good, In a bowl and for your soul. Vegetarian? Tsk! Filed under: Dead Poet's Sobriety Tagged: chicken soup, haiku, vegetarian<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=478&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For those who don&#8217;t know I have a sixth sense</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I see dull people. Not in my dreams. While I&#8217;m awake. Dull people like&#8230; walking around like regular people. They don&#8217;t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don&#8217;t know they&#8217;re dull. I see them all the time. They&#8217;re everywhere. Filed under: Shel-ing Out Wisdom Tagged: comedy, corporate world, cynicism, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=476&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Verse #1: The Blank Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here I sit with a blank look, ’Cause some bastard won&#8217;t publish my book. How much longer do I buzz and tweet, ’Til I&#8217;m an author living on the street? Filed under: Dead Poet's Sobriety Tagged: author, blank look, book, buzz, poem, tweet, verse<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=473&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku #1: Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Give me some more food. It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m a glutton, I just like to eat. Filed under: Dead Poet's Sobriety Tagged: food, glutton, haiku<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=471&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For those who don&#8217;t know what to do with life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to recent statistics: Life is all about getting a fucking MBA. Anything else is a waste of time. Filed under: Shel-ing Out Wisdom Tagged: comedy, corporate, corporate world, cynicism, education, fun, funny, humor, humour, joke, life, MBA, musings, observation, opinion, people, ramblings, random, random thoughts, rants, sarcasm, society, thoughts<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=468&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For those guys trying to get lucky</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A corollary of Murphy&#8217;s Law (for men): The number of condoms you carry in your wallet is inversely proportional to the probability of you getting laid. Filed under: Shel-ing Out Wisdom Tagged: comedy, condoms, cynicism, fun, funny, humor, humour, joke, life, Murphy's Law, musings, observation, quotes, random, random thoughts, sarcasm, thoughts<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=466&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For those who are geeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Here&#8217;s one for the geeks.) Newton: I postulate that the apple fell because of gravity. Einstein: I postulate that your I.Q., too, fell a few points because of gravity. Filed under: Shel-ing Out Wisdom Tagged: Albert Einstein, comedy, Einstein, fun, funny, gravity, humor, humour, Isaac Newton, joke, Newton, physics, random, random thoughts, theoretical physics, Theory [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=464&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For those who can&#8217;t critique pornography</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I saw. I came. I concur it&#8217;s good porn.&#8221; ~ P. Ping Tom Filed under: Shel-ing Out Wisdom Tagged: comedy, fun, funny, humor, humour, joke, porn, pornography, quotes, random, random thoughts, voyeur, voyeurism<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=462&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Joy Walks Into A Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A [boy named] Joy walks into a bar. He sees a chinky chick and approaches her. Joy: Are you from Bangkok? Chinky Chick: I am from Bangkok. Joy: Would you like to dance? Chinky Chick: I no know how to dance. Joy: You can&#8217;t dance? Chinky Chick: No. But me love you long time for five [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=458&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For those who think</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 13:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a famous quote you may have come across, but do you know who said it? &#8220;iThink therefore iAm.&#8221; ~ Steve Jobless (Chief Happiness Officer, Apple-pie Inc.) Filed under: Shel-ing Out Wisdom Tagged: Apple Inc., comedy, corporate, corporate world, fun, funny, humor, humour, joke, quotes, ramblings, random, random thoughts, rants, Steve Jobs, think, thoughts, writing<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chimeraobscura.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3979447&amp;post=454&amp;subd=chimeraobscura&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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